If our life is like a movie, then our dads are like that actor that can play it all; a comedian, sometimes a villain, an annoying side character, and the most important role that he plays is of our superhero. He is someone who will forever fix our house with plumbing skills and take care of all the bills. With him by the side, we would never have to worry about anything. And in return, we can shower him with some love and respect. So today we have brought the Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad and Messages that will make their funny bones tickle on their birthday.
Our fathers are the first man in our lives that we look up to. Up to until a certain age, we believe that he is someone who can move mountains alone wearing his super cape, and then when we grow up, we realise that he might not move the actual mountains but he surely has the power to move the mountains of difficulties in our lives.
If funny is your father’s second name, then we are sure that these Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad will make your dada crack up. So make your dad’s birthday special by wishing him and greeting him along with making him smile:
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad
- My dearest Dad, I know today is your birthday, but it’s not a real holiday so I’m not too excited about it. Just kidding. Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man!
- Dad, I love you. I also just want to wish that . . . you keep your wallet open for your loving daughter/son. Enjoy this special day. Happy birthday!
- Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them just make bad jokes. Thank you for being my hero, Dad. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, dad. As you are nearing retirement you are getting more handsome and good-humored than ever. Hope you continue to be a source of inspiration for all.
- Happy birthday to the most important man in my life! Don’t believe anyone who says that you look evergreen because they just want to make fun of you.
- Father, make sure you eat as much cake as possible. No, not because it’s your birthday, but because soon you won’t have the real teeth to do so. Happy birthday to you!
- Dad, I think it may be time to ditch your lighter. You need to have a flamethrower for lighting so many candles. Happy birthday, old man!
- Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for teaching me that nothing is impossible. Which reminds me, can I borrow a million dollars?
- Happy birthday, Dad! I always knew I could count on you for great advice… and a little bit of cash.
- I remember all the sage advice you’ve given me throughout the years. Like the fact that we can pick our friends and we can pick our nose. But we can’t pick our dad or his nose. Happy birthday, dad, never change!
- I didn’t put the candles on the cake intentionally otherwise everyone got to know your real age. Just joking! Happy birthday, dad!
- Dearest Dad: I wish for nothing but a lifetime of smiles for you on your birthday . . . as long as you still have teeth. Happy birthday to you!
- Dad, I love you. I also just want to wish that . . . you keep your wallet open for your loving daughter/son. Enjoy this special day. Happy birthday!
- Dad, I think it may be time to ditch your lighter. You need to have a flamethrower for lighting so many candles. Happy birthday, old man!
- Another year . . . you know what that means: another ache on your body! Just kidding. Happy birthday, Dad.
- Even though we’re all supposed to have the same genes, you still look great, Dad. Happy birthday to one good-looking man!
- I know dad, you have many grey hairs on your head. But think positively. These are not only the symbol of older age, but your grey hair is also telling that you are getting wiser day by day. Happy birthday!
- My dear dad, I am not going to confess that I came here only to eat the cake . . . instead, I’ll just enjoy the cake and say happy birthday!
- After thinking very hard about it, I still couldn’t find a fitting birthday gift for you. So, that’s why I came here to attend the day bare-handed. It’s the thought that counts, right? Happy birthday!
- At this age, I know it’s normal to forget many things but dad, don’t you dare forget me! Kidding! Happy Birthday! I hope your memory never gets erased!
- My dear dad, I am not going to confess that I came here only to eat the cake . . . instead, I’ll just enjoy the cake and say happy birthday!
- Here’s to you on your birthday, Dad, and every gray hair on your head. After all, I helped to contribute to those. Happy birthday!
- To my dear Dad: I was going to buy something awesome for your birthday, but I didn’t seem to have enough money. So for your birthday this year, I’m going to give you a suggestion that you increase my pocket money for the next year. Until then, happy birthday this year!
- Dad, I know you have the heart of a child. But stop trying to steal a bite of the cake before we sing happy birthday.
- I couldn’t find any word that matches with “elder” and so couldn’t write a poem for you on your birthday. It’s a joke! Happy birthday, dad!
- Congratulations dad for completing half-century of life! Do not dance all night otherwise you could feel pain in your body. Don’t worry too much, it happens at this age. LOL!
- Millions of people are celebrating their birthday today, and among all, I’ve chosen, your birthday party. Aren’t you feeling special now? Happy birthday, lucky dad!
- Happy birthday, dad! You should eat the cake as much as you can and I’m not saying this because it’s your birthday, but because I have a fear that soon all your teeth will be gone.
- With all you’ve done you deserve much more than just a card for your birthday. So I hope some of the other people here actually brought gifts.
- Remember, it’s not the years in a life, but the beers in the years! Drink up, Dad! Cheers to you and the coming year. May it bring you endless joy and may all your wishes come true. Happy birthday!
- A father of your caliber deserves more than a happy birthday. You deserve a stupendous, breathtaking, extraordinary birthday! Unfortunately, we didn’t plan a birthday on that scale. But just know you deserve one!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad from Daughter
- Now that I have kids of my own, I see how hard it is to be a good father. I just hope I can do as good a job at it as you did.
- Finally, the big day has arrived after a long 12 months later. Happy birthday, dad! I hope your next birthday will not take too much time to arrive. Have a great birthday!
- Happy birthday to my wonderful father. May your golf swing improve, your steaks always be perfectly cooked, and your chair always be comfy!
- Happy birthday to my biggest protector. Thank you for fighting all the monsters hiding under my bed and in my closet, and for making me feel safe and loved. I love you, Dad!
- The sad thing is, now you’ve entered to the age, where many foods are forbidden for your health but we all can have. LOL! Happy birthday, my superhero!
- As a child I thought my dad is a super hero. Now, the time has changed and I doubt in your superman capability now but still I know you are great.
- Don’t worry, Dad! You’re not going bald; you’re just becoming more aerodynamic. May this coming year bring you all the love, laughter, and happiness you can imagine. Happiest of birthdays to you.
- Happy birthday, dad! I couldn’t buy a gift for you because of not having enough money. So, on your birthday, I want something from you. Raise my pocket money, so that I can give you a surprise gift next year.
- Happy birthday to our family’s own personal search engine. Thanks for always having an answer to any question we had!
- Wear your gray hairs proudly dad. They are memories of how terrible I was as a child. Thanks for not killing me dad.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad from Son
- Good thing they have those big number candles. Now I don’t have to spend the whole day filling the cake with tons and tons of candles. More time I can spend with my wonderful Dad!
- We wanted to get you a cake with a candle for every year, but the fire department said it would be a fire hazard. Oh well, happy birthday anyway!
- Dad, as you’re getting older, give your brain some rest and stop commanding us at least today. Yes, it’s a joke. Happy birthday, cool dad!
- Even though we’re all supposed to have the same genes, you still look great, Dad. Happy birthday to one good-looking man!
- My dearest Dad, I know today is your birthday, but it’s not a real holiday so I’m not too excited about it. Just kidding. Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man!
- Here’s a fun fact—no, not that you’re getting older. Just that you’re starting to look even funnier. Here’s to more bad jokes and a happy birthday to you, Dad!
- I’m really glad I got your genes, dad. You are as great as you ever were and probably getting better! I’m looking forward to aging as well as you!
- Mom just informed me that, though you are getting old, you are not becoming wiser at all. You’re welcome for revealing this secret to you. Just kidding. Happy birthday to one of the wisest men I know!
- I know, the best gift for you is seeing my smiling face and that’s why on your birthday I’ve bought a dress for myself and have come to wish you with an empty hand. Happy birthday, dad!
- I can’t understand why people say that we look alike. How can an older man look the same as his young son? By the way, happy birthday dad! And let me tell you that I was joking!
Conclusion
Lame dad jokes will never go out of fashion just like funny birthday wishes. Because what is the better way to make someone’s special day even special than to make them laugh. So the first present that you can give to your father is some even lamer jokes. So go ahead and make his day happier.
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